To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost.
It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is another question altogether.
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
A stock broker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, "At my age, I don't even…